Make It Personal. Make It Hurt.
A fully original song written and recorded about your league mate's catastrophic failures. Pick your package, fill out the form, and we'll deliver something they'll never live down.
How It Works
Pick Your Package
Choose your song length and whether you want a custom music video to go with it. The longer the song, the deeper the wound.
Give Us the Dirt
Tell us who the victim is, what sport, their worst moments, inside jokes, and anything else we can use. The more ammo, the better.
Deliver the Damage
We write, record, and send you the finished song (and video if you ordered one). You deliver the emotional blow. We accept no responsibility for damaged friendships.
Pick Your Weapon
30 Seconds
Short, sharp, and straight to the point. Perfect for a quick public humiliation.
1 Minute
Enough time to really dig in. Verses, a chorus, and a bridge of pure shame.
2 Minutes
The full roast experience. Multiple verses, a hook they'll never unhear, and maximum devastation.
Order Your Roast Song
The more detail you give us, the better the roast. Don't hold back.
Custom Koozies
Personalized can coolers with their name and a loser title.
Custom Apparel
T-shirts and hoodies calling out your league's biggest loser.
Custom Gag Gifts
Trophies, framed certificates of failure, and more unhinged ideas.