Your League Mates Are Terrible.
We Have the Gifts to Prove It.
Gag gifts, custom roast songs, koozies, and apparel for every fantasy sport. Because someone in your league deserves to be publicly humiliated.
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Gag Gifts
Nothing says 'you're terrible' like a physical reminder.
Apparel
Wear your shame. Or make someone else wear theirs.
Gift Bundles
The full roast package. For the truly hopeless.
Sample Roast Songs
Real songs. Real victims. Real tears.
The Fantasy Funeral
Country BalladA slow, mournful ballad for the guy who drafted injured players all season.
Last Place Anthem
PolkaAn upbeat banger celebrating the league's most consistent loser.
The Waiver Wire Blues
BluesA soulful lament from someone who missed the playoffs by 0.1 points.
Real Damage. Real Tears.
My buddy literally cried when he opened the loser koozie. Best $20 I ever spent.
The custom roast song played at our draft party. He hasn't spoken to me in 3 weeks. Worth it.
Bought the last place trophy shirt for my brother. He wore it to Thanksgiving. Mom was not pleased.
Ready to Destroy Someone's Ego?
Pick your weapon. We'll handle the rest. Free shipping on orders over $50.
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